SRK vs SRT

The debate has been ongoing since long that who is the bigger superstar?

Shall we look at their resume?

Shahrukh Khan

Also known as King Khan. Has done around 53 movies till date(excluding special appearances)*.

Most of them were superhit blockbusters.

Is he famous? No doubt about that.

Is he a role model?For some, probably.

Was he under immense pressure due to crowd expectation? Should be.

Sachin Tendulkar

ODIs:422, Tests:156, T20: 1 = Around 1203 days of international cricket.

Like Shahrukh he also is a master in his field. Also known as the master blaster.

Did he do any service to nation making those runs? Arguable, but yes.

Is he a role model? I dont have any doubts about that.

Was he under immense pressure due to crowd expectation? You bet.

Shahrukh has given hit films singlehandedly without much support. And how many times has Sachin done one man army act? Numerous occassions.

So whats the conclusion...isnt it pretty obvious ;)
Watching a hit shahrukh khan movie with your girlfriend at the PVRs -- Rs 500

while having some popcorn and cold drink -- Rs 300

Watching Sachin bat at his prime -- priceless.

*Courtesy Wikipedia.org

PS- I am a big Sachin fan and not so big fan of Shahrukh so this blog might be biased towards Sachin. But would surely like to hear someone's version who can term Shahrukh to be greater than Sachin.

Can you marry someone blindly?

Nah this is not a blog dedicated to frustated singles. But a blog that will help them realize how lucky they are ;).Also whosoever amongst you thought of marrying whoever their parents will choose..please think again. Believe me you wouldnt want to be engaged with someone like:

Cleanser

All cleaning freak girls. Why is your pillow so dirty? Oh God!! I see spiderwebs in your room.

A girl like this has the power to completely destroy your life. Beware!

Expecting

Dont think wild. Its not that 'expecting' but a super-senti girl with high *EQ. Gets senti if you dont call her 10 times a day.Expects you to be a living calendar who remembers everyday...first left cheek kiss day ;). 

GORI-lla

Can be a model for whitener ad. Half the time you will be worried about your complexion getting darker. Grow up dood, staart using 'fair and Lovely, for men' :P.

Behenji

How many times  you say that you like a seedhi saadhi gaon ki gori but no one likes to have a behenji when your friends ask you to come to disc, pub, bowling ;). 

Richie Rich

This category doesnt mean rich by birth but a girl earning more than you do. Sorry didnt get a better name for the category. But dood take a break, how does it matter if she earns more than you,sit at home,relax. Execute the swimming pool plan ;). Easier said than done, i know this could be an issue.

Flirt

You have her but you know you dont have her. She will have more male friends that you have friends on facebook ;).  Do you really wanna have someone like this??

Game Over

Last but the most dangerous one. A girl who hates sachin, doesnt know a word about Sampras and thinks 'Formula 1' to be a formula given by Einstein. 

Aunty Scrooge

She keeping note of every penny spent. Asks your friend to eat less at your party;). (Highly exaggerated...but who cares..its my blog !! :)

Is there any girl left after filtering them on above categories?

*EQ- Emotional Quotient

PS- This blog has been written based on authors own experiences/preferences.Any resembelence to anyone living is purely coincidental. Also i would advise every boy reading this, that he  should not think about this crap seriously else he wont get a girl throughout his life.