Nah this is not a blog dedicated to frustated singles. But a blog that will help them realize how lucky they are ;).Also whosoever amongst you thought of marrying whoever their parents will choose..please think again. Believe me you wouldnt want to be engaged with someone like:
Cleanser
All cleaning freak girls. Why is your pillow so dirty? Oh God!! I see spiderwebs in your room.
A girl like this has the power to completely destroy your life. Beware!
Expecting
Dont think wild. Its not that 'expecting' but a super-senti girl with high *EQ. Gets senti if you dont call her 10 times a day.Expects you to be a living calendar who remembers everyday...first left cheek kiss day ;).
GORI-lla
Can be a model for whitener ad. Half the time you will be worried about your complexion getting darker. Grow up dood, staart using 'fair and Lovely, for men' :P.
Behenji
How many times you say that you like a seedhi saadhi gaon ki gori but no one likes to have a behenji when your friends ask you to come to disc, pub, bowling ;).
Richie Rich
This category doesnt mean rich by birth but a girl earning more than you do. Sorry didnt get a better name for the category. But dood take a break, how does it matter if she earns more than you,sit at home,relax. Execute the swimming pool plan ;). Easier said than done, i know this could be an issue.
Flirt
You have her but you know you dont have her. She will have more male friends that you have friends on facebook ;). Do you really wanna have someone like this??
Game Over
Last but the most dangerous one. A girl who hates sachin, doesnt know a word about Sampras and thinks 'Formula 1' to be a formula given by Einstein.
Aunty Scrooge
She keeping note of every penny spent. Asks your friend to eat less at your party;). (Highly exaggerated...but who cares..its my blog !! :)
Is there any girl left after filtering them on above categories?
*EQ- Emotional Quotient
PS- This blog has been written based on authors own experiences/preferences.Any resembelence to anyone living is purely coincidental. Also i would advise every boy reading this, that he should not think about this crap seriously else he wont get a girl throughout his life.
9 comments:
hmmm gud blog..par acchi choriyan bhi hoti hain re..1 to tere hi paas hai :P
hehe ...wo to hoti hi hain...par unke baare mein likhne mein no fun :P
finally the boy becomes a man :P (i m talking about writing style ;))... i think u missed out on some ....
In a nutshell "bawaliyaaaaa"
I liked the topic very much. Though I have taken a personal choice and I would not like to comment on that ;-), but I actually don't have such a big list, even if I am compelled to marry blindly.
1)Cleanser - I am the male version of "Monica in friends" - not a problem for me.
2)Expecting - I am blessed in this category.
3)Gori-lla - I was not sure you were talking about the guy / girl. But I guess now is too late to decide about your complexion.
4)Behenji - Not my type.
5)Richie Rich - I am a Leo. This might be the biggest hurdle.
6)Flirt - Do I need to comment ? Take the "house made of glass..." example.
7)Game Over - Personal choice...so no comments.
8)Aunty Scrooge - No Comments
I am glad that you thought of only eight types....... otherwise it almost started looking like a blog for the FOSLA-s ;-)
@Dada... you cannot actually have such a list,if you are compelled to marry blindly ;)
I really liked the categories you defined. But I think you need to add a category which you like. It might be helpful to someone :P
Hmm...Interesting :)
Guys can also be put in all these categories but with a difference ;)
For eg.
Cleanser - Most of them cant be a cleanser so they try to hide it by proclaiming themselves to be rugged,rough n cool .. :P
@shalabh: yes i can, but would that be so much fun?? ;)
@cindrella: agreed. All of these might be valid for boys too :)
@shobhit..wat abt CHAK DE gal....always doin irritating chak-chak.waise most of them wud fall in this :P
@pd ...nutshell..lolzzzzzz
@cindrella....come out wid similiar list for boyz :)
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